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Singular Writing at Extraordinary Speed
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Résumé

 

• Nancy's solo show "7 Years I Could Have Spent in Vermont"produced for the stage by MAX (HBO)

Twentieth Century Fox: The First 75 Years book commissioned by 20th Century Studios (formerly Fox)

 

• Copywriter for major film studios for award-winning films & television projects for 20+ years

BOOKS

“Millicent Moon” (Children’s Poems) – AUTHOR (in progress)

“The Total Cat Manual: Meet, Love And Care For Your New Best Friend” – CONTRIBUTOR

“No Kidding: Women Writers On Bypassing Parenthood” – CONTRIBUTOR

“The Mother of All Dilemmas” by Kathleen Guthrie Woods* – COPY EDITOR

“Vegan & Gluten-free Recipes To Live For: Comfort Food That Comforts!” – AUTHOR

“Twentieth Century Fox: The First 75 Years” – AUTHOR

“State of Mind” Sci-fi/thriller novel by Sven Davison – PROOFREADER

“MGM: When The Lion Roars” by Peter Hay – RESEARCHER

                  *Featured in Katie Couric Media’s “37 Life-Changing Books You Won’t Be Able to Put Down”

 

FILM/VIDEOS/TELEVISION

Drawings**

Dixie Venus**

Cat Logic (Animation)

Space Ho!**

Love Connection – Reality TV Show

                  **Writer, producer

STAGE/LIVE PERFORMANCE

“7 Years I Could Have Spent in Vermont” – produced by HBO (Warner-HBO Workspace)
“Larry's Story: The Note" – produced at 26 venues for Homeward LA, to benefit Midnight Mission

“Pancakes,” “Simple Air,” “Nursery Crimes," "Fred A-Stare" – Produced by Neo Ensemble Theatre

 

JOURNALISM/COLUMNS

• Examiner.com (Formerly): Columnist – San Fernando Valley Pets

• Perceptions Magazine – Chief Editor/Contributing Writer
• The Scratching Post – Online Animal Rescue Newsletter

COPYWRITING

• Web Landing Pages
• Social, Including Live Tweets
• Packaging
• Radio & Mobile Spots


• Video Production
• Product Naming
• Press Releases
• Long- & Short-Form • Catalog
• Ghostwriting


• Copy Editing & Proofreading AP/Chicago • Headlines/Taglines
• Consumer Ads (Print/Digital/Email)

• Sales Decks
• Newsletters
• Articles (Including Research)
• POP, In-Store Banners, Outdoor


• Trade Shows, Sales Meetings & Other Event Presentations • B2B

                 

PRIMARY CLIENTS:   • 20th CENTURY STUDIOS / SEARCHLIGHT / FX • THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY • WARNER BROS.

 

Digital copy for high profile film/TV projects: Avatar: The Way of Water, The Creator, The Banshees of Inisherin, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Thor: Love and Thunder, West Side Story, Nightmare Alley, Turning Red, Summer of Soul, Nomadland, Soul, Jojo Rabbit, Ford V. Ferarri, Booksmart, Bohemian Rhapsody, If Beale Street Could Talk, The Post, The Shape of Water, Hidden Figures, Birdman, 12 Years A Slave, Blazing Saddles 40th Anniversary packaging and booklet, numerous franchises and studio classics, along with The Orville, This is Us, Empire, Archer, The Americans, What We Do In the Shadows, Modern Family, New Girl, The X-Files, American Dad, GLEE, 24, Sons of Anarchy, Bob’s Burgers, American Horror Story, Arrested Development, & many more.

 

INDUSTRIES: Entertainment, medical (including holistic), real estate, non-profits, education, home décor, lifestyle, travel, retirement communities, live theatre, manufacturing, legal, animal welfare, HR, auto & others

 

Writing samples not already available to the public provided upon request.

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                                                 "CAT LOGIC"

an animated series

Pilot Episode: DON'T GIMME SHELTER

 

 FADE IN:

 INT., BEDROOM -- MORNING

 TWO TUXEDO CATS lie on a bed purring in harmony. Under the

 covers is a middle-aged MAN. (Note that we understand what the   cats are saying, but the humans only hear meows.)

TUX #1

          I love you, Daddy.

TUX #2

          Me too, Daddy.

 

THE MAN

          Do you love your daddy?

 

TUX #2

          We do, Daddy.

THE MAN

          Do you love your daddy as much as I love you?

TUX #1

         We do, Daddy!

THE MAN

          Daddy loves you!  

 

TUX #2

(looking at TUX #1)

          Other room?

TUX #1

          Yeah. Because he’ll never stop with this.

 The CATS jump down and stroll into the other room. The MAN

 yawns and rolls over on his side.

THE MAN

          I love my babies.

 The cats look at him, then at each other.

 CUT TO:

​ INT., KITCHEN OF AN ELDERLY WOMAN

 ​

 A glass of water and prescription bottle sits on a

 tablecloth, camouflaged by its floral pattern.

 A BROWN TABBY, MILLIE, follows an ELDERLY WOMAN around the   room, trying to get her attention.

ELDERLY WOMAN

           Oh, dear. Where did I put those...Millie, stop following me. 

           I need my...

 MILLIE sits looking pointedly at the pill bottle.

ELDERLY WOMAN, CONT’D

          Where on earth...

MILLIE

          On the table! On the table!

ELDERLY WOMAN

          Millie, I don’t feel well. Stop meowing. I need my pills. 

          Oh, my.

 She grabs her chest in pain. 

 MILLIE suddenly leaps onto the counter and bats the bottle

 onto the floor. The WOMAN sees the bottle, picks it up and

 manages to take a pill just in time!

ELDERLY WOMAN, CONT’D

         Bless your heart, Millie. Bless your heart.

 CUT TO:

 INT., CONFERENCE ROOM, SMITH-GOLDBERG AD AGENCY   (SGAA),  DAYTIME.

 Seven people, including NATE GOLDBERG, TRACY RUNYON, MIKE

 DOWD, PAUL SMTIH, and PAUL’s father, DAVE, sit around a big

 glass table.

NATE

         Tracy, Mike, Paul. You’re on Burger Meister.

MIKE and PAUL high-five it. TRACY smiles uncertainly.

NATE, CONT’D

         We’ll meet their guys here Monday at 11. Have a good

         weekend, guys.

TRACY

         Thanks, Nate.

 

MIKE

          The Meister! Ooh. I might meet that chick in the 

          wetsuit who pounds that burger down. Think I can get

          her to pound...

 

PAUL

         Shut it.

 

 MIKE dings him on the back of the head as they exit the

 conference room.

 

FADE TO:

​ EXT., CITY STREET -- EARLY EVENING.

 TRACY in her car entering a busy, snowy street. The digital clock in   the car reads 6:39.

 CUT TO:

 TRACY slams her car radio buttons.

​ 

TRACY

         Traffic report. Traffic report!

 SHE changes the station again.

VOICE ON RADIO

         You’re tuned to 98.5, c-o-o-o-l jazz.

 The car behind TRACY inches toward HER bumper.

TRACY

         Don’t! You’re gonna... Nooo!

 Rear-ended, SHE goes face-first into the steering wheel.

 THE DRIVER behind her begins to weave in and out of the

 nearly impenetrable traffic.

TRACY

           Are you KIDDING me? You jerk! Get back here!

The clock clicks to 6:49.

TRACY, CONT’D

         Ugh! No!

 SHE’s only a few feet ahead of where she was 10 minutes ago.

 SHE darts out of the line of cars, heads down an alley and

 begins zigzagging across town.

 The clock clicks to 6:56 as TRACY careens into the animal

 shelter parking lot. SHE bursts through the front door,

 panting.

 CUT TO:

 

CARLA

         Relax, you made it. You here to adopt?

 TRACY nods furiously.

 

TRACY

(wheezing)

         Yes. A cat.

CARLA

         It’ll take a few minutes, but I’ll stay later for a 

         cat adoption.

 FADE TO:

 EXT., ANIMAL SHELTER -- NIGHTTIME.

 Long shot of TRACY leaving the shelter, a cat carrier in hand.

TRACY

         Thank you again, Carla.

CARLA

         You’re welcome, Tracy. You think about those others, okay?

 TRACY nods.

 

 Two very wide cat eyes can be seen through the carrier door

 grid. They blink uncertainly, and the KITTY turns his head back towards the shelter.

 CUT TO:

 INT., ANIMAL SHELTER -- NIGHTTIME.

 A beautiful black and silver TABBY rubs against the bars of

 her cage. Surrounding her are TWO KITTENS.

TABBY

               I hope you find homes, babies.

 The TWO KITTENS look at their mother with the same wide-eye

 concern and confusion as the kitty in TRACY’s carrier.

 CUT TO:

 INT., WHISKERZ JAZZ CLUB, DEEP IN THE CITY,  NIGHTTIME.

 We open on the color crimson, which we pull back to see is

 lettering on a silver kick drum: CATZ P. JAMMAHZ. We pull

 back further and see the drum being played in a jazz quartet

 headed by a sleek black feline singer, MINX.

MINX

                And old midnight comes around. Feelin'

                sad, really gets bad, round ... round ... round ...

                mid ... night ...

 The crowd erupts in enthused yet muffled applause, since the

 patrons all have furry paws.

MINX

                Thank mew. Thank mew very much.

                We’re going to take a short break.

 SHE leaves the stage for a nearby table, where DOPP, a

 striking buff tabby, sits with ERN, an eagle-type bird. DOPP pulls   out a chair for MINX, and the two brush faces.

DOPP

                 Brilliant, as always, my love.

MINX

                   Thank you, darling.

ERN

(with rapid-fire delivery)

                     Yep. Good! Good! Very good! Minx, a new club           

                     is interested in you: The House of Mews. 

                     Decent pay,  upscale clientele. It’s downtown.

                     Upscale, but downtown. Ha-ha. Ha-ha!

MINX

                     I don’t know, Ernie. Dopp?

DOPP

                    I’m sure the guys from the station will go when

                    I can’t, Minx. They’re big fans.

MINX

                     Let’s think about it, Ernie.

ERN

                           (his head darts from side to side)

                     No rush. They’d love you to start next month.

                     Two weeks is good. If we can say yes within the

                     week, that’d be great. Can you be there

                     Monday?

MINX

                                                   (laughing)

                    Okay, Ernie. We’ll talk tomorrow.

 The break is over, and MINX heads for the stage.

SHORT FILM/PLAY "DOMO": MID-DIALOGUE:

TANYA
I at least tried to imbue my kid with a social
conscience, okay?Now can we get through one
vacation where we don’t fight?

TESS sighs and slumps down in her chair.

TESS
Easier to accomplish if I sleep a little.
Wake me up when it’s time to board,‘kay?

TANYA
You do seem awfully tired.

TESS
Totally wiped.

TANYA
Didn’t you sleep last night?

TESS
No… not too well.

TANYA
It’s your cell. You were probably gaming until
all hours. At least you were when I fell asleep.
And  then you probably couldn’t sleep.
Blue light suppresses your melatonin,
which affects your Circadian rhythm.

TESS
Thank you, New England Journal of Medicine.

TANYA
That’s from a Harvard study, actually.

TESS
Okay. Closing eyes now, Dr. Oz.

TESS turns her hat around and pulls it down over as much of her face as SHE can. TANYA pulls out a Mother Jones magazine and begins reading. After a few seconds she peers over the magazine at TESS. She gazes at HER for a few seconds. Then…

TANYA
Are you eating enough?

TESS
Seriously?

TANYA
You’re so thin.

TESS
I eat plenty. Thank you, though, Rachel Ray.

TANYA looks down at her magazine, then up at TESS.

TANYA
How about Vitamin D? If you’re up all night,
you might not be getting enough sunlight,
so, maybe you need a supplem…

TESS temporarily pulls back her cap to look at her mother.

TESS
Sanjay Gupta! You said you were worried that
I was tired. So why won’t you let me sleep?

TANYA presses HER index finger to HER lips, as if to
signify, “Okay, I’m shushing myself.”

TESS pulls her cap back down and shuts HER eyes.

BILLY
(to Tanya, laughing quietly)
I have two grown daughters. I remember this.

TANYA
(whispering)
Oh, where are they now?

BILLY
My eldest graduated from Stanford Medical,
and she’s now doing her residency in Tucson. Her
younger sister is studying journalism in St. Louis,
where I’m headed today.

TANYA
Oh, how wonderful. Tess is majoring in graphic design.
BILLY gives TANYA a thumbs up.

TANYA 
I’m very proud. So important to support them as
they followtheir own path, and not dilute that with
frivolous concerns,like, you know,
fashion. I would never say a word to her about that.

TESS
Talking about me in the third person doesn’t change the fact
that I’m right here, Tyra Banks.


• • • • • • • •


HUSBAND AND WIFE IN CAR:

DANIEL leans over and gives HER a quick kiss on the cheek.

ANNETTE
We could get gas. We’re below half a tank.
And if you want to drive...

DANIEL
Nah, it’s okay. 

ANNETTE
You sure?

DANIEL
We’re not gonna run out of gas.

ANNETTE
No, are you sure you don’t want to drive?

DANIEL
You’re doing great.
After a few seconds:

ANNETTE
What does that mean? You think you should assess
my driving because you’re a man?

DANIEL
No, I mean... See, you’re only doing 60 again.

ANNETTE
Mike, stop. Or I’ll pull over and make you drive.

DANIEL
When you go 60, it makes other drivers mad.

ANNETTE
Okay. 65. Cruise control. Done.

DANIEL
You’re a little close to that truck...

ANNETTE
You think I’m too close? Huh, Mike? Watch this.

SHE floors it and crosses two lanes into the fast lane. 

DANIEL
Annette, what the hell are you doing?!!!

ANNETTE
Well, we have to get to Disneyland fast. Or the whole
fucking world will explode and we’ll all DIIIIIIIIE!

DANIEL
Annette, calmdown. I’m sorry. Okay?

ANNETTE
No. I’ve had it with your mansplaining and your
critiques...

SHE’s driving wildly, weaving back and forth. 

DANIEL
Annette, I love you! I’m sorry for my comments, and for
thinking I have to be in control all the time! Please, honey.
Slow down!

SHE slows down. After a few beats.

Could you put your window up, sweetie? It’s kind of
windy in here.

ANNETTE growls.


 
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